4200 texts in 5 months....

I can't sleep and I should really delete these texts, but I'm reading them first.

Trav is the only person I dont delete texts from. IDK why. But here is some of the funny shit we say to each other:

March 10 -
B(Me)- SO I am in a really good mood.
T - Good, I'm happy for you
B - But see that's the problem, I have nothing to do and no one to hang out with so it's kind of a waste. Lol
T - Bad timing haha
T- You can wash my car... that will be fun.
B - You can kiss my ass, that'll be fun too!
T - Me kissing your ass?
B - Yeah it'll go hand in hand with me washing your car, can you hear the sarcasm?

March 10
B - I'm epic is sexcapades!
(wtf... haha)

March 10
B - Lies, you slut!
T - You're a slut, slut face.
B - You love me and my face
T - you think so?
B - YOU LOVE MY MOTHER FUCKING FACE!
T - Haha i'm going to bed
B - Okay doll, love you. Let me know when you're free tomorrow
(We are random as hell)

March 23
B - Just be here for me I need it
T - I'm here
(Kid kept me sane through my break up)

March 25
T - You're a slutty mcslutty the sac tapping slut. You tapped 3 sacs last night, all for a cup cake
(They wouldn't let me have one, revenge was taken out on my car... they cupcaked it)

March 26
B - If you say it's about Vanessa I will bitch slap you back to reality!
(about a FB post)

April 11
T - Movie?
B - Duh! when?
T - let me look, chipotle!
B - eat there or at the movie?
T - MOVIE! It's tradition!
(I love our dates!)

April 16
B - Thank you for being such a incredibly respectful amazing man
T - Did I do something?
B - No, just thanking you for being you.
(this was after spending a few days with him in the hospital, I was super nice and saw him and helped him a bit, DUH hes my best!)

April 18
B - Tell me something nice
T - You're the best person I know

April 25
B - I miss you
T - What brought that on?
B - Nothing just making a statment
T - I kinda sorta miss you too
B - Kinda sorta?
T - take it or leave it
B- I'll take it
T- I don't miss people often
B - Except me
T - Kinda sorta

May 4
B - I'm sick of being so disrespected for this all and i'm sick of feeling like such a horrible person
T - I see... I has a speech for you this morning... But I forgot what I wasgoing to say
B - Lmao and this is why I love you

May 4
T - May the 4th be with you!

May 5
T - KIT
B - KIT???
T - keep in touch
B - Oh, you're so lame haha
T - Quiet bitch, i'll cut you
(hahahaha)

May 16
T - Nut up or shut up
B - God i'm acting like brandon... a little bitch!
T - Pretty much

May 16
T - This is the girl i'm interested in *Insert pic*
B - Is she 14?!?!?!
T - 25 actually
B - Shut the fuck up! DID YOU CHECK HER ID???
(LMFAO!)

May 30
B - I may or may not be eating spongebob easy mac
T - You're easier than easy mac
B - Brat!

June 2
T - Whats wrong
B - If this chick next to me says Bro one more time i'm going to punch her!
T - Hahahaha do it!

June 8
B - New Becca
T - Improved Becca
B - Thanks!
T - It's called wisdom, it comes from being damaged.

June 13
B - *bang*
T - Huh?
B - That's me shooting myself
T - What? No Thud?

June 16
B - This chick better get my approval because I don't feel like adding more bitches to my hit list!
(about a new girl T was dating)

June 22
B - How's life fucktard?
T - You're my only complaint
B - Ouch
T - Haha

June 23
T - Hows the place?
B - Looks like shit on the outside, nice as hell on the inside
T - Are you explaining you?
B - Fuck you i'm gorgeous!!!!!!!!!
(about my new home)

June 26 (trav hinting my secrets on our group chat)
B - I will murder you like a crazy ex girlfriend if you EVER hint about that again!
T - I like how you know I was giggling!
B - I know you far too well

June 29
T - You should kick friday in the crotch
B - If it hs one I would, then slap it's ass for good measure
T - Haha Get it bitch!

June 30
B - You've got a comfy bed
T - That's fucked up
B - MMM So warm
T - I hate you
B - So Fluffy
T - Fuck off
B - So blue!!!!!!!!!!!!
T - Not helping
(I took a nap at his place without him there haha)

July 1
T - I hate you
B - I love you too

July 25
T - You know what you need?
B - Whats that?
T - A chimichana, or just say it. It's fun to say

Aug 2
T - I don't love you. I merely keep you around because you know too much!