But Really... you suck in bed!

Oh the group chat... can easily get me in trouble. Frend: She shallows, Becca Swallows! Ex: Yeah she does! I know first hand. Me: yeah right that NEVER happened. Ex: Yeah, I know haha. Enter the long back and forth talking shit about each other in a sexual mannor.... You have a small penis, you have a huge vagina, you are a 1 pump chump, you like it in the ass. etc etc... absolutely hysterical. I'm sure even funnier for the other viewers. However... no really... you have a small penis and you rarely got me off. It's funny when it's in a joking manner, no one needs to know it's all the truth :) I'm fiesty today, this may not be good!